Here is funny new year quotes, you can make laugh on your friend face by these quotes. these new year quotes is specially created just for your smile.
just forget before bad thinks and be start a new journey this new year with happiness. we are sharing these new year funny quotes because of you and your friends smile.be ready to make fun friends because new year 2017 is coming.
1:- “I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets this year.”
2:-“I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!”
3:-“This Year may god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course.”
4:-“I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year. Happy New Year!
5:-“I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turn out better this year. Happy New Year!”
6:-“This Year I wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches.”
7:-“A year of sorrow, disappears into thin air, if you shower it with a bottle of champagne! save a glass or two for me”
8:-“What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square… It’s a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It’s just a few Jews walking around going, ‘sup?
9:-“This year my New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘Seacrest out!’ after I ejaculate.”
10:-“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”
11:- I think it’s great to make your first date a New Year’s party. That way, you’re at least sure you’ll get to first base.
12:-This New Years I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd.
13:-“May all your troubles get drain, you all get relief from pain, when God shower his blessings with rain, wish you all a very happy new year again.”
14:-“Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river, moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.”